AMSTERDAM.

The City lost in a Haze.

Captains Log Day 7 – 09/01/14 Location: Flight EZY4568.

AmsterDamage Procedure complete

I have survived a week – I don’t use the word ‘Survive’ in any loose
sense. Amsterdam has not only lived up to the expectations it has managed to
blow them away, like a puff of smoke leaving a corner coffee shop.

The city is chilled – where everyone seems not to care about the things
that keep them up at night. This may be because any form of intoxication is
readily available, think any drug in existence and you’ll find it at your local
convenience outlet, beside the crisps and the milk. Cigarettes are considered
contraband as opposed to the herbs.

Aside from the many things I cant remember – this city is the city
where I had my first Beer– and that too at the root – The ‘Heineken’ Factory.

We visited la museum erotica – in English – the Sex Museum. A very
interesting place and one that needs to been seen and experienced. We
encountered some Dutch delicacies – including but not limited to some great
food – the winner from the lot would be the Dutch Donughts – amazing! And what
AmsterDamage tour could be complete without walking down the Red light Strip –
I have to admit some of the most beautiful girls in the world.

Eating and Drinking needs to be balanced out with some daily exercise –
When the sun sets the tourists come out – they play hard. Once we completed the
Laundry we hit the town -The 3 night bender has a heap of blanks. We both
Captains sit here and discuss the events that occurred over the three night
period and decide that due to the incriminating nature of these nights we can
only disclose events on a case by case basis – but for the log these nights
involved, pirate boarding a large boat, being told by locals to “Go Home
Please”, Meeting the worlds most high Cat, filling the bathtub with vomit,
having a argument with a hobo, Doing a Pub crawl with a bunch of Americans that
will never Forget Australia – all for the wrong reasons. Being called a knt by
the eftpos machine and Leigh being Robbed at Knife point – loosing his cards
and his Money.

Amsterdam has been a crazy blur to which our stomach churns as we say
goodbye.

AMSTERDAM: The City lost in a Haze.